18 9 / 2014

beforus:

griimdarkp2iioniic:

beforus:

You: image

Me: image

So I’m a beautiful handcrafted wooden top and you’re a mass manufactured metal top that looks cool but breaks in a week?

excuse me let me put this in easier terms for you

you:  a dead whittled down tree

me: THE MIGHTY DRANZER POSSESSED BY A SOUL OF A PHOENIX

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LET IT RIP

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18 9 / 2014

slippinbeauty:

happy bday kim

slippinbeauty:

happy bday kim

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18 9 / 2014

babyhongbin:

we were at a cat café earlier and there was a cat just literally sitting in a box like this

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18 9 / 2014

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

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18 9 / 2014

cosplayhotties:

Justice Powerpuff Girls!

cosplayhotties:

Justice Powerpuff Girls!

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oftaggrivated:

ashentongue:

pinkrocksugar:

animdungeon:

glassgears:

verdeinvolumes:

Someone come and take my beer and Photoshop away from me. It’s 1 o’clock in the morning on a Friday.

Jesus take the wheel Waacom tablet.

Uh…I think I really need to pick up the next Assassin’s Creed game!

Finally! We have a strong male lead character in a video game.

The new Ass Creed game looks awesome

Finally an outfit that lets him do all those acrobatic moves comfortably.

This is GENIUS

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18 9 / 2014

colinsbulge:

okiidoke:

whysollux:

 

gophrr:

volvata:

jesuschristvevo:

omg i was looking up pics of hitler and i cANT STOP LAUGHING

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#HEER ISCH MEIN HANDEL #HEER ISCH MEIN SPOUT

#WHEN DU TIPS ME OVER HEAR MEIN SHOUT #”ALL ZE JEWS MUST BE VIPED OUT”

Oh my god

Only on tumblr do we not question why they were looking up hitler

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18 9 / 2014

devildoll:

puckling:

I just watched this, hypnotized, for a good minute. 

devildoll:

puckling:

I just watched this, hypnotized, for a good minute. 

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18 9 / 2014

cryaotic:

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens if you don’t reply to someone’s messages. They become this sort of ogre-like creature that speaks things they literally know nothing of, out of one pure and powerful emotion: Spite.
If you add an R however they become a delicious thirst-quenching beverage though, so I’m cool with it.

cryaotic:

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens if you don’t reply to someone’s messages. They become this sort of ogre-like creature that speaks things they literally know nothing of, out of one pure and powerful emotion: Spite.

If you add an R however they become a delicious thirst-quenching beverage though, so I’m cool with it.

18 9 / 2014

neghenaha:

judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative

That’s my child right there.

neghenaha:

judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative

That’s my child right there.

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